HumorFeed - A Rich White Man Said He 'Owned’ A Waitress. Other Customers Were Like 'Uh-Uh.’   — The Dandy Goat http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=a-rich-white-man-said-he-owned%E2%80%99-a-waitress-other-customers-were-like-uh-uh-%E2%80%99-%C2%A0-%E2%80%94-the-dandy-goat Thomas Conley is a retired patent attorney and grandfather of four who in April went to a North Omaha Applebee’s, accompanied by two friends who are also rich white men. Wed, 11 May 2016 14:25:00 UTC en